Oil Industry Enthusiast T-Shirts

Woman applying for a job in the oil business.

Improvised Economic Device

Oil Prices Create a Tea Party Socialist.

"...two fifty...THREE dollars...three fifty...FOUR dollars..."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Libyan Crude Oil

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Car Breast-Feeding

Take me to your leader. . .

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Venice Floods

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Bump in the road.

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Army Man Playset 2020

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

The Evolution of Transport.

Libya Crisis and the Price of Oil

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Oil Spill in the Bath.