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'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Made redundant from Honda please help

"I was a truck driver and delivered diesel to gas station. My boss had to declare bankruptcy - he could no longer pay the diesel for our trucks."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

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Short Memories

'Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill.'

Distancing with the Stars

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"I'd like to know why we're selling elements to the companies, and then turn around and buy compounds from them."

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

Bow first.

Hey, you're beef,aren't cha? I didn't recognise you without your can.

"The equities markets loves me, the equities markets love me not. . ."

'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.'

Volkswagen with skull face

Big Oil Destroys the World

'Before you go Sir, the staff have the right to know the business's economic situation.'

'We have an opening for a part-time intern, which could lead to a full-time unpaid internship.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

'What do you call it when you go to war for oil?' 'Sheikonomics?'

The Sequel is Coming

The Impact of the Blockade on Cuba.

"It looks bad, sir..."

'I'm applying for a job training program to become a dairy cow instead of a beef one.'

Bait for corporations.

"I know it looks terrible, but I can see a lot of potential business opportunities over there."

Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

The Six State Solution

"Google glasses, I remember those. I wonder why they never caught on?"

"Our capital investment budget wouldn't stretch to replacing you with a proper good robot."