Petroleum Industry Prints

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

Libyan Crude Oil

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Take me to your leader. . .

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Car Breast-Feeding

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Keystone XL

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Bump in the road.

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.