Motor Oil Aficionado Mugs

'May I recommend the 2008 10W40? It's low sulfur content and viscosity make it a true steal at $39.95 a liter.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Turmoil change.

US Energy Needs.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Car Breast-Feeding

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Fuels paradise.

Gas prices up.

Motor-blender.

'Do you have poop points?'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Oil Price

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"I used to love the sight of zeros."