Oil Connoisseur Mugs

'My wife's oil reserves.'

Farmers market.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Expensive Vintages.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Man...You age great!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Redhead

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Car Breast-Feeding

Wine of the Day Club

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

Fuels paradise.

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

You are here.

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

Oil Price

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'We really need to get a new rescue dog. This one keeps helping himself to the brandy!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

Low oil prices.

Libyan Oil

"I used to love the sight of zeros."