Olive Oil Connoisseur Mugs

"And you're sure it's extra-virgin?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'These are job perks.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Allegro con molto espresso

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Man...You age great!'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Tired Barbie

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Redhead

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Mail's here."