Olive Oil Admirer Mugs

''Extra', means he doesn't even THINK about it.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"You want your olive?"

Sermon on the Grounds...

Car Breast-Feeding

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Mediterranean Martini

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

'I'm seeing someone else.'

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

Olives

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

A feast in a hospital bed.

Farm-raised salmon visit the big city.

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Eating the Cocktail Olive