Olive Admirer Mugs

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Thug life on safari.

Proposal

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"You want your olive?"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Mediterranean Martini

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Way too much anthropomorphising

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

Olives

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'I'm seeing someone else.'

The Earlier, Less Publicized Discovery of Gravity by Cornblatt

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer