Olive Branch Admirer Mugs

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Sunbathers.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Hillary Clinton

"You want your olive?"

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

War and Peace

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Nelson Mandela

Punctuation Weather

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

The true story of how...Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Genetically Modified Apples

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."