Olive Branch Admirer Pillows

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Sunbathers.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Hillary Clinton

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"You want your olive?"

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

Punctuation Weather

Nelson Mandela

'I'm seeing someone else.'

War and Peace

The Earlier, Less Publicized Discovery of Gravity by Cornblatt

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

The true story of how...Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."