Olive Admirer Pillows

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'I know it's gassy...'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Thug life on safari.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Proposal

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"You want your olive?"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Mediterranean Martini

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

Way too much anthropomorphising

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Olives

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.