Olive Oil Admirer Pillows

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"You want your olive?"

Car Breast-Feeding

Mediterranean Martini

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Olives

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

Fuels paradise.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

A feast in a hospital bed.

Singer

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

Eating the Cocktail Olive

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Farm-raised salmon visit the big city.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.