Bitcoin Believer T-Shirts

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"Nobody understands me!"

Mining for Crypto-Currency

Crypto and Son

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

Virtual Money?

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

The Bullish World

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Why stocks go up forever.

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

Learning from economics

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

We are not alone!

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

The Tooth Accountant

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

Mr Seidenwood says we're still bullish'

'My guests today on 'Wall Street Week' are all bulls.'

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...