Bacon Bit Believer Gifts

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"Next time you want me to swallow a camera, just wrap it in bacon!"

"Do not eat from the Vine of Bacon, for thought it is delicious, it will clog your arteries."

Friared eggs and bacon for breakfast I see!