Binary Thinker Gifts

Only in a Binary Society is it Impossible to Hate Both Trump and the FBI

The Googler

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'It looks like our data.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Binary Meditation.

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

'Data, data everywhere!'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Cutting down the Brain

'Now you're talking my language.'

Brain versus Religion.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

If God was a programmer

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

'20,231 Google Citations...Therefore I am.' Descartes in the computer age.

A Very Good Idea

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'We're sponsored by a local computer company.'

Binary meditation.

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