Binary Thinker T-Shirts

The Googler

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'It looks like our data.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Binary Meditation.

'Data, data everywhere!'

Cutting down the Brain

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'Now you're talking my language.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

If God was a programmer

Brain versus Religion.

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

A Very Good Idea

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Zero Tolerance

Binary meditation.

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'We're sponsored by a local computer company.'