Dual-brained Thinkers T-Shirts

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"Welcome to the future"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Meet the author"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

View to the Future

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Crap from the future.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Zenemies.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."