Bionic Believer Gifts

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Ghost School.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Dustbin monster.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"Tales of the unicorns"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

We are not alone!

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

Attorneys: Abducted by aliens? You may be entitled to compensation...

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"She's a natural,apparently she still believes in faries and Santa Claus!"

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

Tell Santa What You Want. ... And tell your goof-off elves that last year they forgot the batteries!

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

"The newspaper writes that NASA is looking for life on Mars!"

The Dawn of a Niche Market

Mulder and Scully.

"We finally got a message from the Aliens. They said thanks for the Electric Car."

"Aliens poked and experimented on me for 8 hours -- and there wasn't even a co-pay!"

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."