Bionic Believer Prints

Ghost School.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Dustbin monster.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"Tales of the unicorns"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

We are not alone!

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

Attorneys: Abducted by aliens? You may be entitled to compensation...

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

The Dawn of a Niche Market

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"She's a natural,apparently she still believes in faries and Santa Claus!"

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

"The newspaper writes that NASA is looking for life on Mars!"

Mulder and Scully.

"Aliens poked and experimented on me for 8 hours -- and there wasn't even a co-pay!"

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

Hay-loes

"Take me to David Bowie."