Battery Believer Prints

AA Meeting Here Today

Lithium Fair

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

'We have praying mantises. They're good for the garden as long as they don't pray for the spinach.'

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Dead Batteries

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

"You're far too negative."

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

'Oh-oh -- they're having a big war over which one of us to worship!'

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Take me to David Bowie."

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama."

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'