Backup Believer Prints

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Ghost School.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Fairy Vet

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Take. Your. Time!"

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

Big bumpers.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

The Fountain of Youth.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'There's nothing wrong with you that a couple placebos won't cure.'