Boson Believer Gifts

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

Ghost School.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Radiator jazz player

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Boombox

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'We can't let the total lack of profits impact bonuses.'

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

The Big Bang - Preachers.

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

'I like to start by discussing potential million-pound bonuses...that always seems to get their full and undivided attention.'

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

Banker Blowback

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

"We saw a light so we dropped in."

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

"Take me to David Bowie."

'It's no good standing on your bonus.'

Balloon giving CPR.

"After talking to him it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus."