Science Believer Gifts

"It's a hoax!!!!"

2021

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Family DNA

"Always with the String Theory."

Exit only.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Science Fair Judgements

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

COVID Vaccine

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,