Science Supporters Gifts

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

2021

"You're such a good listener."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Carbon Dating.

Evolution Exam Results.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Family DNA

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Always with the String Theory."

Exit only.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Think Tank

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Science Fair Judgements

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'