Science Supporters Mugs

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

2021

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Raptures

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Family DNA

Think Tank

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Always with the String Theory."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Exit only.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Science Fair Judgements

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'