Science Believer Pillows

"It's a hoax!!!!"

2021

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Family DNA

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Always with the String Theory."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Exit only.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Science Fair Judgements

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

COVID Vaccine

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"The pH level seems a little off."