Science Believers Pillows

The Big Bang - Preachers.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

2021

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Always with the String Theory."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

The ten ammendments

COVID Vaccine

"I have an app for that."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Sermon on the Grounds...

Vaccine Hesitancy

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

Dustbin monster.

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

"Well, we got the grant."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Safe vaccine for the world

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'