Science Believers Pillows

The Big Bang - Preachers.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

2021

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"Always with the String Theory."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

COVID Vaccine

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"I have an app for that."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

The ten ammendments

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Vaccine Hesitancy

Dustbin monster.

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"Well, we got the grant."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

Safe vaccine for the world

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."