Sci-fi Believers Pillows

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Robotic Man

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."