Bespoke Believer Gifts

A Tailor and a new customer

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Ghost School.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

A tailor measuring a large man

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Stress

The Procrastinatorium.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

'You got haberdashed!'

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"Keep your chin up."

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'