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A Tailor and a new customer

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Ghost School.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Sermon on the Grounds...

A tailor measuring a large man

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Stress

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

The Procrastinatorium.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

Ray Charles

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'You got haberdashed!'

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

'This is a song my therapist told me to sing whenever I get the urge to harm people who won't pay attention to me.'

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"Keep your chin up."

I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.

'You seem to be in good spirits.'