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'Er, which way do you dress, Mr the Peg?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Blue Dress and Feather

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Scarf puts hat back on.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Congratulations on the new you!

Changing Room Decisions

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

His and Her wardrobe's