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'It's alright to do your regular work, Sanders, but haven't you caught on yet? The big money is in breakthrough.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Frankly, I even find it hard to believe some of the things I've been coming up with."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Sounds like another false alarm."

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Holy water, holy water...."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Stress

The Procrastinatorium.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

Give Thanks.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"