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Artificial Intelligence

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'Confusionism'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

Give Thanks.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'