Brilliance Believer Prints

Artificial Intelligence

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

'Confusionism'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

Give Thanks.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

Ray Charles

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'