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"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"If these sleeping pills don't work, chant their soothing brand name and you'll fall asleep."

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'We've re-branded.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

Fashion Mistake.

"Please feel free to browse."

"My husband's in advertising."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

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"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.