Bespoke Clothing Enthusiast Gifts

A tailor measuring a large man

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"That shirt is so last year."

The Dandy

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'How does this one feel?'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

It's my summer robe.

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

'You got haberdashed!'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'