Bespoke Clothier Gifts

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

At the suit makers

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

A tailor measuring a large man

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'You got haberdashed!'

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

'This gown was designed to be worn more than once...it converts to a maternity outfit.'

You can ask for a thread there!

'Do you mind sir, I'll just guess you inside leg .'

Maid asking whether waistcoats are to be the fashion for the summer

I love coloured tights

'Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.'

"All I ever thought about, Gus, was me, me, me. But that's all changed now."

'Where's your fashion sense? The rotting carcass goes over the left shoulder.'

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

"Are those pants high enough for you, Mr. Ralston?"

'I'm suing a men's clothier. It's suit suit.'

'I'll wait here - you go on ahead!!'

Linen drapers trying to sell thier wares to a customer.

Man having trousers mended

Fashionable swell asking his tailor for patterns that won't be worn by any snobs

A Tailor and a new customer

"Yeeeah. I'm afraid we don't do "birthday suits."'

Size 0, formerly known as Size 6.