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A tailor measuring a jacket.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

At the suit makers

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

A tailor measuring a large man

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'You got haberdashed!'

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

'Do you mind sir, I'll just guess you inside leg .'

'This gown was designed to be worn more than once...it converts to a maternity outfit.'

Maid asking whether waistcoats are to be the fashion for the summer

You can ask for a thread there!

I love coloured tights

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

'Where's your fashion sense? The rotting carcass goes over the left shoulder.'

'I'm suing a men's clothier. It's suit suit.'

"Are those pants high enough for you, Mr. Ralston?"

"All I ever thought about, Gus, was me, me, me. But that's all changed now."

'Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.'

'I'll wait here - you go on ahead!!'

Fashionable swell asking his tailor for patterns that won't be worn by any snobs

Linen drapers trying to sell thier wares to a customer.

A Tailor and a new customer

"Yeeeah. I'm afraid we don't do "birthday suits."'

"Neck: twenty-five inches."

Man having trousers mended