Closet Embroiderer T-Shirts

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

I quilt therefore I am

Shoe addict.

Arts and crafts

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

I love embroidery

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Sew on a sequin!

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

Harps and Embroidery.

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

'This closet needs digitized.'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Library Waiting to Happen

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.