Closet Embroiderer Gifts

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

I quilt therefore I am

Shoe addict.

Arts and crafts

I love embroidery

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Sew on a sequin!

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

Harps and Embroidery.

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

'This closet needs digitized.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Library Waiting to Happen

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.