Embroidery Lover T-Shirts

'They say plastic canvas relieves stress. I sure hope this works.'

I quilt therefore I am

Oymoticons

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Pastries and Candy

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Arts and crafts

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

I love embroidery

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Dip Pen

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Prisoner still life painting.

Sew on a sequin!

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Death Beggar

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

Company Ink.

"Pencil eraser."

2B or not 2B

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

Harps and Embroidery.

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Striking Oil.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'