Bespoke Lover Gifts

"Yeeeah. I'm afraid we don't do "birthday suits."'

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Wifi in Hell

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Mr Metrosexual.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

London map drawn from memory.

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Musicians

A tailor measuring a large man

Media Darling.

Pottery Slam

Queen.

John Stuart Mill

Victorian Pub Scene

A tailor measuring a jacket.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Magestically Marble Hill

Antique Selfie

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."