Bespoke Lover Pillows

"Yeeeah. I'm afraid we don't do "birthday suits."'

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Mr Metrosexual.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Pearly King and Queen

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

London map drawn from memory.

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Musicians

A tailor measuring a large man

Queen.

Pottery Slam

John Stuart Mill

Media Darling.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Victorian Pub Scene

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

Antique Selfie

Magestically Marble Hill

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."