Bespoke Clothing Lover Gifts

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"That shirt is so last year."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

A tailor measuring a large man

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

New Romantic

Punk Entomologists.

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

'Do you mind sir, I'll just guess you inside leg .'

Does my bank account look big in this?

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'Miss, could I try this dress?' 'Only if You pay in advance!'

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

Fashion Magazines.

Designer Sportswear.

'What are you wearing? That is so last geological period!'