Bespoke Clothing Lover Gifts

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"That shirt is so last year."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

A tailor measuring a large man

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

New Romantic

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Punk Entomologists.

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

'Do you mind sir, I'll just guess you inside leg .'

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

Does my bank account look big in this?

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'Miss, could I try this dress?' 'Only if You pay in advance!'

Oh

'What are you wearing? That is so last geological period!'

Emo girl gets wrong birthday gift.

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'