Clothier Gifts

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

"Are those pants high enough for you, Mr. Ralston?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'This gown was designed to be worn more than once...it converts to a maternity outfit.'

'I'm suing a men's clothier. It's suit suit.'

At the suit makers

'Did you get this from a fairground Hall of Mirrors?'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Cat Tie

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

New Suit.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"