Clothier Mugs

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

"Are those pants high enough for you, Mr. Ralston?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'This gown was designed to be worn more than once...it converts to a maternity outfit.'

'I'm suing a men's clothier. It's suit suit.'

At the suit makers

'Did you get this from a fairground Hall of Mirrors?'

"Neck: twenty-five inches."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

New Suit.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"