Bespoke Clothing Enthusiast Prints

A tailor measuring a large man

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"That shirt is so last year."

The Dandy

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'How does this one feel?'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'You got haberdashed!'

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'