Qr Code Collector Gifts

"Whoa! I just scanned that giant QR code and it took me to some chess website!"

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

Barcode Dreams

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

First and last day as census taker...

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

'I didn't do well in geography. I guess you had to be there.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

Rudloph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Goes Down in History.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

Crime and punishment - football.

Listenin' in

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"It's a baaa-code."

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

"I come in peace, for more information scan me with your phone."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

". . . and over here you'll be sorting every single digital photo you've ever taken."

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

Inbreeding Mishaps

"It's a report card, not a credit card -- you don't get cash back."

Mystical Marty's only problem with paying the rent was keeping the quarters from sticking together.

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'