Barcode Scanning Pillows

"I come in peace, for more information scan me with your phone."

Barcode Dreams

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Self-Checkout.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

Woman and sport trainer

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Self Checkout

Lack of Nutrition Information

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

"It's a baaa-code."

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

Workers constructing barcodes