Qr Code Enthusiast Pillows

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Barcode Dreams

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

The Digital Family

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Binary Man

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Self-Checkout.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Children's questions

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

NEW FALL LINEUP

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Stun-gun target practice.

TV Repair 101.

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

Another Cerebral Question. The future is right in front of us and we can't see it. The past is behind us and we can see it. What kind of logic is that?!

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"Mind if I ask a Bloody Good Question?"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

Workers constructing barcodes

'How can he have an attention deficit when he has so many nice things to hold his attention?'

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"